Ever wondered what it would be like to be with a guy with a really small penis? Have you stayed up late. unable to sleep. fantasizing about the way that mini-dick would feel. pushing inside you. yet not touching a single wall of your vagina? Um. yeah. of course you've been thinking about that. Non-stop.

The Mini Whopper is the perfect dildo for a pessimist. or for someone who wants to feel like their partner actually has a ginormous dick (even if it's only five inches long). That's because the Mini Whopper Dildo is four inches long and barely an inch across. This tiny dildo provides you with the bare minimum of penetration. It's the perfect dildo for times when you actually don't want to use a dildo at all.

In all seriousness. the Mini Whopper might be a good dildo for pegging. or for women who prefer smaller penises. It's a dildo that definitely won't offend or threaten your partner.